hello my name is jess, i'm 23 and from edinburgh in scotland, currently living in london. i studied english literature x theatre studies at the university of glasgow and graduated w/honours in 2013. since then i have been chasing dreams of a sexy fast life in the spotlight full of men women glitter fast cars girls art performance but more often than not i find myself in bed writing rubbish on this blog. i'm a self-obsessed piece of shit but i like it it's fun. other stuff i like is reading books, anime and manga, playing the violin and childhood nostalgia.

on this blog you will probably find pixelly word voms about what i've been up to permeated with bits of feminism and things that are actually important.

oh, also i live to make people laugh which is easy because i am a twat.